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Eater Giveaways: The Daily Achatz



    Welcome to the Daily Achatz, a regular dose of submissions from our ticket giveaway for Grant Achatz's book party/tasting event at Astor Center on November 6. If you want to play, submit a rhyming poem about the great chef to by the end of the day.


    Think of the things I could eat
    If Mr. Achatz I could meet:

    Frozen avocado puffs over teriyaki broth,
    Candied cilantro lollipops and fricasseed sloth,

    Smoked tofu whipped with air,
    With a side of fried pear!

    I would be glorious, weird, orgasmic and more,
    But alas I cannot go, because I am poor.

    What's this you say, a ticket is free?
    And all you must see is a poem made by me?

    I think I can do it, it doesn't seem so hard.
    The people I know tell me I'm quite a card.

    Ok let's think….a poem about food. Well, being so hungry has put me in the mood.

    But it's hard to write this poem!
    I mean what rhymes with foam?

    Fine, I give up, oh woe is me.
    I'll never eat frozen cheese topped with braised lychee.

    I can't write this poem, I guess I'll never have fun.
    Wait…what..huh? I guess it's already done.

    · Eater Giveaway: Grant Achatz at the Astor Center [~E~]