Um, No: Juliette Lewis

Okay, Juliette, we get it. You're a big, awesome, eardrum-busting rock star. Your band opened for the Pretenders last night! You don't have to prove it to us by attempting a death-defying combination of polka dots, sequins, chiffon, and ribbons.

We know you've probably been wearing stage costumes since before Gaga was Gaga, and we get that you're kind of channeling a latter-day Ziggy Stardust and Karen O. all at the same time. But for Pete's sake it's still daylight in this photo. In our humble opinion, this is the kind of ensemble that can only come out after midnight.

We get it. We do! You rock. But do you have to rock quite this hard?

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