There is no way to pass up what is described as "a handful of Park Slope residents who are being tormented by a sweater eating moth beast." Seriously. A victim of this huge beast reports: "i found a mitten i’d left in a bag in my closet...said mitten was missing a giant chunk. i’m not talking about a hole, i mean a quarter of the top of the mitten was gone, like a human had taken a bite from it." Are the little ones safe from Park Slope Mothra? Five percent PriceChops all around due this new Slope menace. [Daily Slope]For more stories from Curbed, go to curbed.com.