While Ellen DeGeneres is known for hilariously scaring her show's guests, sending them to a haunted house is taking it to a whole new level.
The victims this time around were her producer Andy Lassner and "Modern Family's" Eric Stonestreet. Together they braved twists and turns stocked with droves of mutilated zombies leaping out in front of them. And "The Ellen DeGeneres Show's" cameras were there capturing their every ridiculous reaction. Seriously, you have to see this video.
While we get that it's in celebration of the Halloween season, we would rather eat a Vaseline-frosted cupcake with cockroach sprinkles than partake in said festivity. Is it even considered festive if all you're doing is screaming and hating life for the duration of the experience?
Whatever, we're just going to stick to a rousing night of trick-or-treating in our "Hotline Bling" girl costume.