Thank God. Brooklyn's One Hanson tower, has made a list of the Seven Phallic Wonders of the Modern World. "Penises have caused many people to do many things. In the case of construction, builders keep on raising the bar, inch by inch! While most people look up at these buildings in awe, we’re pretty sure the architects looked down at their crotches for inspiration." We believe they missed the Penis of the Prairie, but it's Nebraska, so who gives a crap? [The Frisky]
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