And the winner in San Jose State University's 26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the worst opening sentence to a nonexistent novel is: "Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped 'Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J."' [CNN] —EV Grieve
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