Jersey's "craziest guidos" are finally getting their moment in the sun. Hopefully their fake tans will be ready.
The seaside fist-pumping, open-shirt wearing, bling-blinging greasers will be featured on a new MTV reality series -- and the premiere is just a few weeks away. Oh my gawd.
If you thought "The Hills" was bad, just wait for MTV's "Jersey Shore," starring the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos" around as they wade (carefully) through the (dirty) water and step (gingerly) on the (needle-ridden) sand on their way to down Jagerbombs.
From the trailer, it looks like the drama will unfold in a brown house on the shore, where muscle-loving men do pull-ups from the ceiling, couples throw punches and bikini-wearing babes nap in tanning beds before heading out to the beach to strut their stuff.
The dialogue sounds particularly clever -- "I'm ripped up like Rambo," "I'm hot," and "Don't be a hater" -- with scintillating visuals like a dude with sweaty armpits pumping his fist aggressively in the air.
We can't wait for the premiere, which is slated for Dec. 3 at 10 p.m. on MTV, which used to show music videos. But if you want a sneak peak, watch the promo below.