"A lot of people wanted something unique and upscale, and a lot of patients asked me what they can do to recover for New Years Eve," Dr. Greenberg told NBCNewYork.com. "Patients just wanted to do something different and over the top, for New Years Eve."
The package includes round trip airfare from New York to Miami -- because where else would a New Yorker go in the winter? -- and accommodations will include a choice of Penthouses at certain 5-star South Beach hotels for a month.
The big New Year's eve night comes with a chauffeur-driven Rolls Royce to cart you to the hottest parties in town. You'll have a table for ten at each of three soirees, including the Lady Gaga show at the Fontainebleau, the John Legend/Kid Cudi show at the W South Beach, and the Brody Jenner (yes, that Brody Jenner) bash at the Gansevoort.
Last but certainly not least, anyone who purchases the extravagant package will also get a a fine set of breast implants, complete with a 24-hour nurse and unlimited spa treatments. Greenberg has offices on Park Avenue South and in Woodbury, Long Island.
Might as well ring in the new year with a new set.