HEAVENS TO BETSEY: Today through Friday from 10AM to 6PM, designer dresses can be yours for a song -- a song sung at the top of your lungs while wearing a pink neon leopard-print tutu and blowing bubbles. That's because they're from Betsey Johnson! At the sample sale (going down at the Millennium Broadway Hotel), expect evening dresses for a paltry $75; most everything else will be even cheaper.
PAZZO! Even if the rest of your wardrobe's from Conway, one outfit from Domenico Vacca ensures that you can pull off a "my Lürssen's moored in Porto Cervo" vibe as needed. (No-one needs to know you paid a crazy-discounted $140 for those pants at the sample sale rather than the retail $780.) Through 5/7 at Domenico Vacca, @ 60th near Madison.
KID GLOVES: Some days, Junior's all about the Old Navy pull-ons. But others, he feels more refined. Wheel him off to the Kidini sample sale for up to 80% off wee-one designs from Paul Frank, Nest, Imps & Elfs, Les Tout Petits and more. Plus, they'll have cheap tees and resortwear for moms! Through Thursday at Nancy Ney Studio.