As if being vapid and annoying were not hard enough work, people expect reality show stars to actually toil at day jobs? Don't they know work is for jerks?
In news that would surprise only those who think wrestling is real, a source told Page Six that Whitney Port, star of "The Hills" spin-off "The City," does not actually do any work for Diane Von Furstenberg. Stop reading unless you are ready for the shock: "She doesn't really work. She is hardly ever in the office," says the source.
That is a surprise. She and Lauren Conrad always looked so busy when they were at work at Teen Vogue on "The Hills." Next you are going to tell us Olivia Palermo doesn't actually like Whitney... and that she's only on the show for the attention... and that DVF didn't hire them both for their immense fashion talent.