Anyone who's ever watched bad porn knows that the chicka-chicka-bowm really starts when the cable guy rings the doorbell. The people behind the Time Warner Cable Employees Calendar seem to know this, so they've packed their inaugural wall-hanging a cheeky selection of sexy cable guys (and girls!) who are more than ready to hook you up.
And they're all real-life employees, too. Muscled techs bench-pressing cable boxes, hotties brandishing bouquets of cables -- and the lot of them doing all of the above with shirts flirtatiously unbuttoned -- have been a big hit with employees and customers alike. The calendar debuts this year in New York and New Jersey only, but all off the company's employees are invited to apply to be pin-ups for the 2010 calendar.