This week People magazine honored cattle-whip expert Hugh Jackman by naming him the Sexiest Man Alive, basically killing his Oscar chances. What else was superlatively sexy this week? We look back:
- Sexiest movie that improved on already-sexy source material: Twilight
- Sexiest album that took thirteen years to make: Chinese Democracy
- Sexiest target of Gene Siskel's insult humor: Roger Ebert
- Sexiest Broadway closing: American Buffalo
- Sexiest editorial plan: Vulture's
- Sexiest vampire-erotica slideshow: this one
- Sexiest 2008 National Book Award winner for fiction: Peter Matthiessen
- Sexiest upcoming United Artists film about a one-eyed Nazi: Valkyrie
- Sexiest up-and-coming monsters: werewolves
- Sexiest bad singers: rappers
- Sexiest layoffs: Days of Our Lives'
- Sexiest Twilight star afraid of being stabbed by fans: Robert Pattinson
- Sexiest televised discussion of cat pee: Ben Silverman's
- Sexiest Hollywood quitter: Everybody (tie)
- Sexiest crotch: Paul Rudd's
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