Sailing the Seas of Beats

Beat aficionados might want to stock up on their Dramamine, as the dance promotion and event organizers outfit HARD have announced the Holy Ship cruise, which sounds like an excellent way to see some of the most popular DJs in the world while also getting seasick.

All kidding aside, from Jan. 6 through Jan. 9, Holy Ship will travel from Ft. Lauderdale to the Bahamas (Port Lucaya, to be exact) to what the cruise's website mysteriously refers to as a "Private Island." (We also won't make a "Lost" joke.)

Some of the most popular dance music dudes in the game, including beloved New York-types like Nick Catchdubs and A-TRAK as well as Diplo, Rusko, Fat Boy Slim, Danny Brown, Buraka Som Sistema and even the legendary Arthur Baker will be climbing aboard the 14-story MSC Poesia for the trip. In addition to the music, there's attractions including DJ lessons with A-Trak, a yoga class with Gina Turner and the truly baffling "Steve Aoki's Poker Tournament." There will also a spa room, snorkeling, a fitness center and, we're just guessing here, a ton of wasted people. You can book your cabin now. A full line-up and promotional video are below.

Holy Ship

Fatboy Slim

Boys Noize

Laidback Luke

Rusko

Diplo

A-Trak

Steve Aoki

Skrillex

Tommy Lee & DJ Aero

Brodinski

Buraka Som Sistema

Gesaffelstein

Zedd

DJ Craze

Dillon Francis

Dave Anda

Justin Martin

Housemeister

Strip Steve

Djedjotronic

Danny Brown

Egyptrixx

Rory Phillips

Club Cheval

Gina Turner

Nick Catchdubs

Arthur Baker

Jason Bentley

Posso

Doorly

Oliver

Paul Devro

Contra

Mike Deuce

Blu Jemz

Lloydski

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