DEUX: You don’t need to sup on Gallic nibbles like soupe a l’oignon to make good use of these ceramic his-n-hers napkin rings by Brooklyn Rehab – “upcycled” from restaurant-grade ceramic, no less -- but it certainly couldn’t hurt. $10 each at A&G Merch, 111 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, 718-388-1779.
GRIN THE MOOD: The new Nolita boutique Babel Fair has dozens of things you’ll want to buy, from clothes to shoes to accessories. But none delights us more than Smiley, a fragrance packed with a cocktail of psycho-stimulant micro-nutrients that triggers happiness, all while making you smell like a spicy combo of cocoa, orange and pepper. We’ll take three. $49-59, depending on size. 260 Elizabeth Street, 646-360-3685.
LACE OF HEARTS: Italian + decadent + sex-infused ÷ super-pricey = La Perla intimates slashed up to 80% off this week at the luxe lingerie purveyor’s sample sale. That means bras priced at nearly $300 are now as low as $40-60. With prices like that, we suggest you stuff your own stocking. Through November 11, 4 West 58th Street; 212-920-1211.
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