I sat behind Erin O'Connor at the Paul Smith show in Claridge's Ballroom last night.
That's the most British I'll ever be.
You can read about how Erin's saving the models on Teen Vogue.
But what to tell you about the clothes? Well, it's like if you went to Morocco with really wet hair and watched Little House on the Prairie re-runs and got a Russian boyfriend and thought, "Hey, what would happen if my wardrobe paid tribute to all of the important things in my life?"
I could tell you more, but even though I was totally into the dresses and turbans, I was doubly interested in the supermodel sitting in front of me.
So know that the music included "The Way You Make Me Feel," and enjoy the pics.