Just when you thought it was all macrame bags and prints of birds, the "Pervert's Guide to Etsy" arrives just in time to make winter interesting. "It's almost October, which means it's almost Halloween, which is basically Goth Christmas," so why not gift the classy "Latex Cage Dress" or the unique "Road Kill Squirrel Neoprene Mask ... with three straps to ensure it won’t slip off during moments of necro-furry Valentine/Halloween passion?" You'll still be supporting independent artisans. [Coilhouse]
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