You can't swing a bag of dead cats in this town without hitting a dead cat. In Bushwick we had the Dead Cat Defense, and before we've fully recovered from that sordid little affair, we now find out about a feline found dead amidst suspicious circumstances in Woodside. The scene of the crime: a basement. The murder weapons: meat, plastic. The motive: that's what "Animal Protective Services" is trying to find out.
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