"This is a normal part of living in New York, you should buy a house in Short Hills if you don't like sharing a building with a crazy woman. I had a crazy person live below me a few years ago. Every time I would play my music at night or have parties during the week he would start banging on his ceiling with a broomstick or something. Then he would start ringing my buzzer over and over. I just dealt with it. The police have more important things to deal with." [More Joy in Park Slope About
Barack Insane Neighbors]
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