"I plan to pay cash for a townhouse in Park Slope this year from my over 3 million dollar bonus, which I was just informed will be 10% higher than last year. Gotta love it. If I get laid off, perhaps I can manage to live off the 10 million I've stashed away over the last 5 years working. Damn, retiring at 35 is a REAL pain in the ass." [Bonus Bouncing: Only $20 Billion]
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