After the 48 new layoff stories we read around the web this morning, we're not sure there's anyone left in midtown Manhattan, but! We hear from Midtown Lunch via Daily Intel that if you're near 60th and 3rd, you should head on over to Dylan's Candy Bar between noon and 2PM, for free scoops. Good news: the "free" part. Bad news: there's no such thing as "free," kids. You should know that by now. In exchange for your ice cream, you'll be encouraged to squeal for Julia Allison, who'll be there because, well, everybody has to be somewhere, don't they?