The Cuozz has one of his signature food trend take downs today, focusing on menu items that he finds patronizing and silly. He saves most of his wrath for Bloomingdale Road: "...the chicken lollipop's pre-pubescent spirit pervades Bloomingdale Road's menu. Lamb 'julep' (quotation marks theirs) was a blur of intermittently edible ribs and leg, elusive bourbon and mint...Mac and cheese 'with all the fixins' was beyond fixing, a mush so liquid it could moonlight as actual baby food. Goo, goo!" [NYP]
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