New York's cover story confirms what we've always known: That supermodel, waif-in-chief, and grainy-incriminating-web-footage star Kate Moss is really a 10-year-old girl who just looks a whole lot older in the face! Because La Moss has just started developing, you see. In her own words:
I've just grown breasts… I am a woman now! It's true. No, honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying "Are you pregnant?" And I'm like, "No! I just put on a couple of pounds, and they went in the right place." Isn't that weird? And how perfect for lingerie.
How perfect, indeed! Moss has curves just in time to launch a lingerie line as part of her rainmaking designature for Topshop.
Puberty is scary. Soon, she'll need a Lady Bic and a primer on tampons, and the awkward birds-and-bees talk can't be far behind.
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