ART MOST FOUL: Add to your velvet Elvis pantheon tonight as New York mag sponsors the irony-drenched Bad Art Auction at Le Poisson Rouge to benefit New York Cares. Host Judah Friedlander -- he of the trucker caps on 30 Rock - presides; let's hope he'll be wearing our favorite topper, "Alabama Legsweep." That we'd bid on. 8PM.
HUNGRY FOR KNOWLEDGE: Come for the educational talk, stay for the free tasting as Annie Hauck-Lawson and Jonathan Deutsch - authors of the NYC foodie must-read Gastropolis: Food & New York City - tickle your brain and your tastebuds at Book Culture. 7PM.
VIOLENCE? WHAT VIOLENCE? Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, cream-colored berets, and a 1934 Ford Sedan that looks like Swiss cheese. If you haven't seen 1967's Bonnie and Clyde (or you haven't seen it on a big screen), get yourself to Anthology Film Archives, where Arthur Penn's nihilistic, sexy classic shows tonight. 9:30PM; also on 11/22.