Let us guess: You haven't done any shopping yet, and you're broke to boot. Head to the Brooklyn Lyceum Artisan Craft Market for unique, wallet-friendly gifts from 60+ D.I.Y.ers who could all use your dollars. Also, there'll be drinks and music. Saturday and Sunday, 11AM-7PM.
Roast your chestnuts at the annual Murray Little Christmas, downtown icon Murray Hill's naughty and nice holiday variety extravaganza, which packs the Zipper Factory with burlesque and old-school vaudeville (performed by a drag king, so how old-school can it be?). Saturday at 8PM and 10:30PM.