Over at the Daily Stab, they're whispering something about Victoria Beckham's secret "training" and plans to run in the New York City Marathon this Sunday. We didn't know she was so, uh, sporty. They also point out that Surly Spice "hopes to complete the run that Katie [Holmes] finished last year with a final time of 5:29:58." Which makes us wonder if this is some sort of Scientology recruitment stunt. (Yes, we're that cynical. Go ahead, world. Prove us wrong.)
1) What will she wear? (We imagine a sort of Barbarella silver jumpsuit situation.)
2) Does this mean Bex will be cheering her on from an Atlantic Ave. sidewalk with Vitamin Water and fresh towels? Because for that, we might just get out of bed before noon on Sunday. Maybe.