Caption This Photo: What’s Sparky Thinking?

Yes, folks it's about that time again -- time for another exercise in alternative photo captions. This one is of the New York Islanders' mascot, Sparky the Dragon, taking in Islanders' Rookie Camp last week. The original caption provided to us by Getty is as follows:

SYOSSET, NY - JULY 15: The New York Islanders mascot Sparky the Dragon watches practice during a mini camp at Iceworks July 15, 2008 in Syosset, New York. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Yawn.

I think we can do better, no? Here's a couple I came up with to start us off:

"Ahh... I can see it now. With Nolan out of the picture, I'll be head coach in no time!"
"Yum. Fresh rookie meat. Maybe this year they'll let me eat the ones that they're going to cut."

Let's see what you got. Bring it on in the comments!