Shave That Thing

When it comes to choice of hairstyles, these celebrities could do with a big, fat razor.

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Could it be that Billy Bob Thornton had a squirrel's tail grafted to his chin? Or could it be that he just needs to shave that thing? We vote the latter.
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Patch or no patch? No patch! Here's a deal, Howie Mandel, you shave off your soul patch and we'll watch your shows.
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Why, Donald Trump? For the love of money, why won't you just take a razor to that joke of a hairstyle and be done with it forever?!?!
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Hey, John Mayer, do you know what time it is? It's not 5 o'clock as your pathetic stubble struggles to suggest. It's time for a real shave.
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We don't care how sexy you are, Brad Pitt. There is no excusing the vile beast that has crawled on your chin to die. Shave it off and we'll consider adoring you again.
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OK, Robert Pattinson, this has gone on long enough. You're a big shot now. You can afford a razor.
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Prince Willliam, you don't have to wonder what to do about your lack of hair anymore. The answer is simple: shave it!
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Please, please, please! What we wouldn't give to take a giant straight razor to Hulk Hogan's entire head and end this hair madness once and for all!
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Your career may be hot right now, Mickey Rourke, but let's face it - your locks most certainly aren't. Try trimming that mangy 'do into a close crop.
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Eww, Diddy, eww! If you must express yourself via facial hair, perhaps consider a blank canvas?
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Arrr... Is that the Captain Morgan's Rum pirate? Nope. It's Christian Bale with one of the more unfortunate goatees we've seen in awhile. Ditch it, Christian.
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If you have time to straighten your hair, Billy Ray Cyrus, you have time to shave that hideous soul patch. (Believe us, it's not giving you any soul).
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Those days are over, Billy F. Gibbons. You shave, then get the rest of ZZ Top to shave. (And welcome to the 21st century!)
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Shave it, Sanjaya Malaka! Shave it all! Lose the stubble and the 'do - please!
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When your forehead can't even fit into a photograph, it might be time to consider accepting the state of things, Kenny G. Perhaps you can freshen up your look with a razor.
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O. M. G. Seriously, Adam Goldberg?
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Don't you think it's time you grew up and out of that goatee, Johnny Depp?
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No, no, no, David Spade! There are so many things wrong with your facial hair that it would take us too long to list each one. Just do us (and everyone else) a favor and shave.
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The beard isn't making you look any more mature or refined. In fact, it has the opposite effect. You know what's coming, David Cook... shave that thing.
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The muffin hair hasn't been treating you kindly for some time, Nicolas Cage. Why not go hardcore and shave your head? While you're at it, there's a little stubble that can go bye-bye, too.
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Don't you think it's about time you joined the 21st century, Vince Neil? One place to start: a razor!
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Here's what we can't believe: that Fabio still has the same hairstyle. Take a buzzer to that bad boy!
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If you have to wear a lame hat to cover up your hair, Pete Wentz, then it's time to get rid of the limp 'do and shave it.
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You knew this was coming... We pity the fool who hasn't changed his hair since the 1980s. It's time to shave it all, Mr. T.
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