Jessica Simpson-isms: Older and Wiser?

Jessica Simpson appears to be getting wiser with age. Take a look back at some of her best catch phrases.

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Singer Jessica Simpson chats with an unidentified person as she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo take in an NBA basketball game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks in Dallas, Tuesday, March 18, 2008.
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Beauty Jessica Simpson appears to be getting wiser with age. Take a look back at some of her best catch phrases and new found wisdom.
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Just before she announced her own engagement to former NFLer Eric Johnson, Simpson spoke about Ex-hubby Nick Lachey's engagement to Vanessa Minnillo: "Our relationship was over a really long time ago so it would be nice if everybody could move on with us and really just celebrate the love between him and Vanessa – I do."
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Jessica tweeted a photo of her and her new man kissing in July with the caption, "Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin' so smart…:) but YUM!" She may not have been 'lookin' so smart, but she appears to be going into her new engagement with more wisdom than she held in her notorious Newlywed Days.
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“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'” -Newlyweds, August 2003
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Simpson’s response when offered buffalo wings: “Sorry I don't eat buffalo.” -Newlyweds, September 2003
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“What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.” -Newlyweds, October 2003
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“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.” -Newlyweds, October 2003
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Simpson introduces herself to the U.S. Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton: “You've done a nice job decorating the White House.” -December 2004
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I have this fear of talking to people. I'm worried they won't like me. I've always had that insecurity. I tried to go up to Céline Dion at the Billboard Awards last year [2000]. She was right there, but I couldn't do it." - Cosmo, February 2001
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“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.” -Sky News, 2005
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“After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways.” -November 2005
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I just feel alive. I feel free. I feel like I can do anything and there’s nobody to answer to but myself. It’s been hard, but I’ve finally come to the realization that it’s okay to not be perfect. I really am in a comfortable place." - W magazine, 2006
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“I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.” - Elle Magazine, February 2007
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“I definitely know a lot more about myself from being asked questions and being forced to answer them truthfully. They make me face the reality of what people want to know….I’m see-through. And I’m the worst liar of all time.” - Cosmo, December 2008
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Simpson on baby sister Ashley’s marriage: “I hope people aren’t thinking about the fact that I’m divorced.’ I don’t want to be known as that girl.” -Cosmo, 2008
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Simpson’s on Tony Romo breakup: “I want my old body back,” - Us! Magazine, July 2009.
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“I don’t regret anything I’ve gone through. I don’t know what the future holds, but I hope that my life, as it is now, doesn’t change. I’m very happy and comfortable — it’s a great place to be in." - Glamour Magazine, September 2009
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“It’s not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe about beauty. I’ve been through it myself and understand the pressures. We’re all facing the same struggles together, whether you’re a celebrity or not.” - Glamour Magazine, September 2009
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I’m never going to be a woman who doesn’t work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!” - Glamour Magazine, September 2009
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“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband. Ha ha ha.” - Glamour Magazine, September 2009
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“It was hard to imagine I would ever walk down the aisle again. It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. Once you do that, you feel complete — and that’s the only time you can truly fall in love again.” - Glamour Magazine, September 2009
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I don't care if the cameras are on or not, you're going to get the real me. There's no reason to mask that, because that's what has given me the chance to be in a powerful position." - Allure, February 2010
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Simpson on her reality show ‘The Price of Beauty’: "I'm interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer. It really is about the heart of a woman that makes her beautiful." -The Oprah show, February 2010
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Simpson’s response to the media’s overhaul of negative reports on her ‘mom jeans’ she sported in 2009: “I love my curves, I’m not ever going to be a size zero and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.” - The Oprah Show, February 2010
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“I don’t deprive myself, I am a Texas girl and I do like my fried food. But I feel better about myself physically if I am working out.” - The View, March 2010
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“Is there an accelerated learning program to become an asteroid miner? If so, I'm in. “ -Twitter, March 2010
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“So if you’re ever with anyone who says you should change something about yourself then they should never fall in love with you in the first place.” Popeater.com, April 2010
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that." - FOXNEWS.com, April 2010
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Simpson on going without makeup on the cover of Marie Claire: "I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business." - Marie Claire, May 2010
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“I want people to know I have a heart…It’s important for people to know that I’m a normal girl. I’m like everybody else. I have a heart, I have feelings, I have emotions. I might be used to having to take pictures or walking a red carpet, but that doesn’t mean I’m different than you,” - Okmagazine.com, May 2010
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I hope I don't die alone, that’s for damn sure." -I Heart Radio, April 2010
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“I just might like Earth Balance more than butter thanks to one of my vegan friends.” -Twitter, June 2010
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EMPTY_CAPTION"My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something ... I know it's gross, but I always have fresh breath." - Ellen DeGeneres Show, May 2010
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I think [30] is going to be a good year for me. I experienced a lot in my twenties – a lot more than a lot of people in their twenties would experience. I feel old in a lot of ways, but I feel naive in ways that I can't wait to see what happens next." - Okmagazine.com, May 2010
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