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Obese Squirrel Raids NJ Family's Stoop Tray of Gourmet Chocolate, Lip Balm

The squirrel apparently has expensive tastes and chapped lips

What to Know

  • A family in New Jersey caught a squirrel ransacking the holiday treat tray in front of their home
  • They first suspected a human, but eventually discovered the rodent had stolen more than two dozen squares of Ghirardelli chocolate
  • The chocolate is now sealed in a squirrel-proof jar

A New Jersey family was stunned to find the holiday treat tray they put on their front stoop each year ransacked — until they caught an obese, thieving squirrel in the act.

Michele Boudreaux says her family places the tray outside for the mailman and delivery people. It includes a selection of candy, tissues, lip balm, hand warmers and other goodies.

They’ve never had issues in the past, but this year the basket was raided within hours of it being placed outside. And the thief wasn’t just targeting anything, it was targeting the priciest stuff on the spread, most notably more than two-dozen squares of Ghirardelli chocolate.

“This thief took the good stuff. And I wanted to cry,” Boudreaux wrote on Facebook. “Why would they take the most expensive chocolate on the tray? Why not rob us blind of all the Reese's and Mini Snickers since I can't seem to stop eating them?”

Boudreaux and her husband decided to set up a small camera to see who was lifting the treats.

“Not that we'd do anything about it, should we find the thief. We aren't like that. The chocolates are free, after all,” Boudreaux wrote. “It was more about KNOWING who would do such a thing.”

The couple set up the camera Tuesday and then went out for a walk with their dog. As they were returning, something large and furry caught their eyes.

“We spot the FATTEST squirrel,” Boudreaux wrote. “I mean, this squirrel is so obese — a jolly ol’ chap — he must be prepping for a decade of winters.”

Boudreaux said the plump rodent was standing on a step stool “furiously digging through our wooden tray.”

“He’s digging and digging and digging and then he TAKES OFF toward our backyard carrying whatever he possibly can,” she wrote.

Her husband tried to chase the squirrel through the yard to see where it was hoarding all the treats, but the critter made a successful getaway.

On Wednesday morning, Boudreaux was taking her kids to the bus stop when she spotted unopened Ghirardelli squares littering the driveway and yard. She replenished the tray and stood by with a camera as the squirrel, once again, returned to restock its already sizable plunder. This time she videoed it stealing Reese’s and a tube of Carmex lip balm.

And the family has since found a way to outsmart the cunning critter.

“We now have our chocolate in a jar that requires opposable thumbs,” Boudreaux wrote.

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