Last week you read all about the folks who wanted to trade sex for Obama tickets. Today, a handful of New York voters are turning to Craigslist to get some lovin' on Election Night. Searches in the website's "Casual Encounters" section for "McCain," "Obama," and "Election" turns up scores of posts by people looking to get laid.
The posts in the Obama column tend to be looking for some celebratory sex. The few posters in the McCain camp (there aren't many) are looking for consolation. Others simply mentioning "election" are either bored, stressed, or just looking for an excuse to sleep with a stranger. We've compiled a collection of the best from each category. New York, you opportunistic horn-balls!
1. Hot WM seeks fellow Obamaniac for drunk shananigan's! - m4w - 31 (Greenwich Village) Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: 2008-11-04, 12:50PM EST Just go to some random bar and be idiots to cap off this idotic campaign. We could make out everytime Obama is considered the winner of a state. Should be fun, sophmoric, and alot of laughs. Be cute and smart, cause you know I'm gonna be ;) and that's only fair.....right?
2. Let's Celebrate- Obama - mw4w - 45 (East Village) Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2008-11-04, 11:49AM EST We're a 40's couple, both 5'8" tall, in good shape, attractive. Wife would like to explore bi and he has always fantasized about being with two women. If you're intrigued you could come by around 9 PM, we'll be listening to the results, we share some champagne, get undressed and... I give a great massage, she's got a luscious body. Your pic and a description of what you're into move things along quickly. I'll reply around 5 PM if we hear from anyone. Would also consider couple with bi female.
3. election day fun - m4w - 41 (Upper West Side) Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: 2008-11-04, 9:28AM EST sexy, smart, professional and in-shape looking for some election day fun. D'D free as you should be. Happy to swap pics and travel. See you soon. Go Obama.
4. Celebrate The Election in the Best Way...! - m4w - 32 (Midtown West) Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2008-11-04, 9:26AM EST What better way to end this election cycle, and celebrate Obama becoming president? 32/midtown west. 5'9, 160, brown hair, green eyes, in shape, fun - just think some celebration is in order today! Interested in releasing 8 years of tension with me? Pic for pic. D/D free obviously a must.
5. Obama, Red Wine, Smooching - m4w - 37 (Union Square) Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: 2008-11-03, 5:01PM EST I can't go out tomorrow night, too excited and nervous about the elections. But I don't want to sit around watching the returns all alone either. Thought it might be nice to open a great bottle of red wine, watch the states light up blue...and celebrate Obama's win by having hot, joyful sex with a like-minded woman! I'll host at my Union Sq loft. My stats: 6'1", very good looking, athletic, smart, successful, fun, sweet, clean, safe, STD-free. Send a picture and I'll respond with one of my own. Get bonus points for listing your favorite wine and favorite sex position. Multi-orgasmic a big plus!
6. Election Night? Sexy Liberal Guy For Sexy Liberal Gal... - m4w - 28 (Upper East Side) Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2008-11-03, 7:39PM EST The results will hopefully be in tomorrow evening and I'm looking to celebrate (assuming Obama comes through) with a sexy, liberal counterpart. In fact, we might need to meet up regardless either to celebrate or take our minds/bodies off of the potentially bad news! I'll be on the UES for a work party, but afterwards I'm completely open to a host of naughty ideas. I'm 5'11" with dark brown hair, hazel eyes, in shape, white, clean cute, disease and drug free and sane. Let's trade pictures, chat over the phone a bit and meet up tomorrow night!
7. Mccain supporter here looking for a cute girl to turn me to obama - m4w - 25 Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: 2008-11-03, 3:40PM EST Interested
9. Any hottie for McCain? - m4w - 39 Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2008-11-04, 9:50AM EST Lets console one another ... tall athletic wm looking for uncomplicated encounter with female counterpart. Pls send pic to receive.
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10. Election results bunny needed for now and or later - m4w - 39 (NYC) Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: 2008-11-04, 11:39AM EST I am looking for an election night bunny to chill with and see where the world is headed. Easygoing and no pressure or expectations. Lets trade pictures and make this happen.
11. dont know why but voting made me horny...did u get horny too ? - m4w - 33 (Nassau County) Reply to: email@example.com [?] Date: 2008-11-04, 9:43AM EST Hey something about voting this morning made me very horny ... Did you get horny too ? - wanna talk about it ? I have the day off for election day and I have my own home in Nassau 6ft good looking well educated well employed have pic for trade ... reply with a pic and some info and maybe we can get togther ...
12. Tall, Handsome, Fit SWM looking to celebrate election day with passion - m4w - 36 (SoHo) Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [?] Date: 2008-11-04, 9:58AM EST Hello and thanks for checkig out my profile. Here's a little bit about me: I'm a passionate 36 year old, 6'3" tall, 200 lbs guy with a good education (Masters Degree) and I like to stay in shape by swimming, jogging and lifting weights. I'm hoping to meet up today or this evening with an attractive woman who wants to share a glass of wine and celebrate this election day in style. Lemme know if you're interested and I'll promise to get back to you asap. Cheers...