Some Valentines give you butterflies in your stomach. Others leave you with the heebie-jeebies.
To commemorate a love that just won't die, the Bronx Zoo has a Valentine's gift that that is sure to leave you and your sweetie skittering off into the sunset.
For a mere $15, you can name a cockroach after your love.
The namesake hissing cockroaches live in a hollowed out tree truck inside the Madagascar exhibit of the Bronx Zoo.
If the naming certificate alone isn't enough to get your sweetheart's tentacles moving, the zoo also offers cockroach-shaped chocolates (bugs not included), cockroach lapel pins and socks with cockroaches crawling all over them.