Get your morning scoop on the path of destruction of two horny hipsters, a helpful new Google Maps tool, a 3,000-strong march over the Brooklyn Bridge, nerds in a park and a missing cat named Brooklyn in today's local blog round-up.
One unlucky Honda owner woke up Sunday morning to find his roof crushed in. And thanks to a local Greenpoint blog, we all can know just why that happened! The reason? Hipsters making out! Apparently a growing threat, sexually charged hipsters may climb aboard your car's roof at any moment and violently hump it into the junkyard. [New York Sh!tty]
Triptop NYC utilizes Google Maps to create an easy tool for visualizing just how long that trip to the Bronx Zoo will take. It simply commands, "Give us an address and we'll show you how long it takes to get everywhere else in the city." And that it does, with a beautiful spectrum of purple, green, teal, yellow and red to illustrate your frustrating daily commute. [Triptop NYC]
Supporters of the organization Invisible Children marched over the Brooklyn Bridge Saturday to bring attention to the thousands of children abducted by an African warlord in Uganda and the Congo. [McBrooklyn]
Hoards of jedi-fighting nerds met in Washington Square Saturday night to beat each other up with 3,000 "blacklight-reactive, meter-long" cardboard tubes. Of course, there was a black light, but there were surprisingly very few women. [Gothamist]
Brooklyn is missing! He's a three-year old cat with a white chest who scares easily. Halp find teh kitty? [New York Shitty]
