Mitt Romney is the beloved android who won America's heart when he set the world record for the most mentions of Ronald Reagan in under a minute. He promised to double Guantanamo when other Republican presidential candidates just wanted to keep it open, and he owned so many homes that he used some of John McCain's homes as servants' quarters. And this is why he was elected president in a landslide.
Romney is now trying to sell a couple of his "houses" or "palaces" or "compounds" or whatever you call a large and generally uninhabited dwelling. He's downsizing, to fit America's newly gloomy mood! If you've got a few extra million dollars socked away between your couch cushions, here's what pleasures could await you in one of Mitt Romney's old houses:
- Views of a reservoir and mountains in Deer Valley, Utah
- Eight bathrooms
- Creepy twin girl ghosts who urge you to "come play with us"
- A tennis court
- A pink exterior