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Gosselin Goof: Jon and Kate Dating Videos Emerge

Fake Kate Gosselin video surfaces on "Funny or Die"



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    Fake Kate Gosselin says if you want her, you better like stretch marks, "an obscene amount of stretch marks."

    Jon and Kate Gosselin may be headed toward splitsville, but divorce is no reason to go it alone.

    Funny or Die has posted video lampooning the unhappy, soon-to-be-divorced couple, by imagining what their dating profiles might look like. The latest video on the comedy site shows a fake Kate Gosselin trying to get back into the dating scene with a video for match.com.

    "I want to meet someone who likes backwards mullets. That's party in the front, business in the back.," says the faux Kate, registered at match.com under the username "Kate plus 8 minus one Hawaiian."

    Kate sits alone on the right side of the couch, much the way Jon sat alone on the left and says what she wants.


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    Fake Kate's next man has to like, "Chocolate world, casual wear from Chicos, skorts and doesn't mind stretch marks...an obscene amount of stress marks."

    The video is in response to the fake Jon Gosseling video released last week on the satirical web site. Fake Jon, registered under "Jon minus 9," says he wants to meet someone with symmetrical hair, likes tractors, bluetooth, Hardy t-shirts, "and doesn't mind that I already have eight half white babies."

    After fake Kate's pitch, she shouldn't be on the market too long.

    "I have eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses, and I never cry," says the new single mom as she fights a losing battle to choke back tears.