What You’re Doing This Weekend, 3/14-15

Yes, there will be actual representatives from the Guinness Book on hand at the 11th Annual Luck of The Irish St. Patrick's Pub Crawl 2009 to certify it as the world's largest pub crawl. Not that you'll be sober enough to realize it. All weekend, schedule varies.
Don't tell us you haven't registered your facial hair for the 2009 NYC Beard and Moustache Championships. We're especially excited for the Recession and Ladies' Novelty divisions. Saturday, 8PM.
As Lincoln Center's Rendez-Vous With French Cinema Film Festival comes to a close, catch Tout Courts, a program of experimental short features from the Godards and Kassovitzes of tomorrow. Sunday, 3:15PM.
More or less entirely on the strength of their song "Shut Up and Let Me Go," the catchy ditty from the iPod commercials, The Ting Tings have swarmed the pop scene. Luckily, their other songs are really good, too. They'll be at the Music Hall of Williamsburg Sunday. 8:30PM.

What You're Doing This Weekend, 3/14-15