A Peek into Chanel’s Hypothetical Suburban Garage

Just in time for the Super Bowl, Chanel has made a football. Huzzah! That got us thinking about all the other spectacularly expensive Chanel-branded sports paraphernalia the brand has turned out of late -- from snowboards to surfboards.

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Talk about one posh pigskin. We're taking a wild guess that those who know how to properly handle this puppy wouldn't necessarily appreciate the Chanel-ism of it ...
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Gidget's got nothing on the chick who rocks the Chanel Surfboard off the coast of SoCal or Costa Rica, but no amount of logo action can help you ride a proper wave: Practice and killer muscles are still required.
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The glamor of winter sports -- largely inaccessible to the masses and often, a lot of work for just a little apres action -- gets even glitzier when you're decked head-to-toe in Chanel boards, boots, snowshoes, skis, poles and goggles. Again, skills not included so make sure your legs can catch up to your C's.
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The granddaddy of all mid-life crises would have to be the custom Chanel Motorcycle. There really are no words.
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It's amusing that Chanel makes rollerblades, and also amusing they bear striking resemblance to every pair I ever owned between the ages of 7-12.
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Wendy Rieger
We're not surprised someone like Karl Lagerfeld classified guitar-playing as sport, but hey, we're on board with another form of the Chanel quilted bag, especially if it comes on the shoulder of a cute, grungy hipster.
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Although the Snoopy fishing pole never failed us, the Chanel Fishing Pole might do a better job of holding our interest out on the boat for those long, uneventful afternoons...
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OK, so if the fishing rod isn't enough to keep you out there, get a stylish bailout from this tres chic Chanel dinghy. The first step to owning a luxury yacht? Sure!
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There's something so fantastically Jane Fonda-retro about the Chanel Free Weights, what with the pink and white quilting, and all. Wonder what happens as you build up your strength - we don't imagine these exceeding a demure 10 pounds or so.
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This is the sporting equipment we can actually see causing a stir up at the club. The Chanel Tennis Racket gives the preppy past time a whole new meaning of status grabbing, and we can't say we don't like it.
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Paula Monk
We could do this all day, what with the neverending goods Chanel actually makes. But we'll stop here, you know, with the one-and-only Chanel boomerang. Yes. Boomerang.
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