Downtowners Say ‘Bye Bye, Douchebags' at BEast

Now that many so-called douches are hiding indoors, one venue, BEast, is celebrating with “bye bye douchebag” parties, according to the Times of London. We can attest that the douche waters are indeed at low tide during these parties, but we’re not sure how we feel about tonight’s — it’s hosted by downtown design icon Kenzo Minami (who writes on his Facebook page, “Tonight we are celebrating the most heartfelt goodbye to the ultimate douchebag — Bush”), and at 11:30 p.m., Interview magazine will be dropping in to put sunglasses on the “beautiful people,” style them, and photograph them for an upcoming issue. Wearing sunglasses at night? Douché!