NICE CHOPPERS: Are we too early to start accessorizing our Halloween party? Less spooky, more perverse are these Frozen Smiles ice trays: water + cold + time = an ice denture you can casually drop into a guest’s glass. Hilarity, quite naturally, will ensue. $6.65 at Sprout Home, 44 Grand Street, Brooklyn; 718-388-4440.
ON-ISLAND: Sure, the weather is all warm and breezy now, but pretty soon it’ll be colder than a witch’s you-know-what and you’ll be jonesing for a sun-soaked getaway. And that’s when the resort gear and beachwear slashed to 90% off at the Sol de Ibiza sample sale – today through 9/18 – will come in handy. 52 Greene Street, 212-966-9091.
PARTY: The only thing better than scoping out the new Polo Ralph Lauren men's shop opening tonight at Bloomingdale's is getting to hear a cozy performance by the devilishly sexy Cano-Germano-French R&B crooner Corneille, who’ll grace the ribbon-cutting with his presence. 6PM. RSVP to email@example.com. Bloomingdale's, 1000 Third Avenue; 212-705-2000. Got a tip? Email us.