Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Oh my Goooooood! What is that THING?!?! It looks like a two-headed monster!
Oh, good Lord, it's a mom-and-baby Snuggie.
We know the recession has made everyone want to retreat into the comfort of soft, warm blankets, but honestly, this is too much. What if it poops in there? The horror.