Never ever have we wanted a rumor to be as wrong as we hope this one is.
New York Magazine's reporting that Pamela Anderson's not just the new face of Vivienne Westwood, but that the Spring 09 ads have already been shot - in a trailer park.
We did think it was weird that Pam sat front row at Vivienne's London show - she's always been a Stella McCartney girl - but we can see Viv thinking this is the funniest thing since making Naomi walk in those blue shoes.
Ok, we've actually harbored a secret crush on Pam since her days writing for Jane. And we do think Vivienne's dresses look best with a nice rack...
So maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe.