So, I really did go to Vermont this weekend, and I really did try to keep an eye out for Karl even though I was really on the wrong side of the state. But guess what? Karl's not the only one moving his off-hours fun site to the green mountains -
On Friday, I stopped by Parker Pie, the only pizzeria for many miles in West Glover, VT (pop. couldn't be more than 600). Just as soon as I walked in, someone exclaimed, "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO WAS JUST HERE!"
"Tyra Banks! She sat in the back with some guy and had a pizza."
And there you have it. The apocalypse.