Natalie: Have you noticed all the press watches are getting lately? I feel like I've seen at least three or four round-ups in the past month alone.
Brett: So..?
Natalie: But who still wears a watch? I mean, isn't that what cell phones are for?
Brett: I wear my watch every day!
Britt: Well, I used to always wear my dad's watch, but lately I forget to put it on in the morning.
Natalie: Because you can just check the time on your cell, right?
Britt: Right. And I'm always late anyway.
Brett: But watches are a thing. They say something about the owner, and they're necessary.
Natalie and Britt: But they're not.
Brett: Well yeah, but there's something amazing about pulling up your shirt sleeve and checking your time on your watch. I mean, if someone walks up to you on the street and asks for the time [Editor's note: Natalie swears no one ever asks her for the time, Britt and Brett say "all the time."], it's so much cooler to look at your watch instead of your cell phone.
Britt: But I think men should wear watches.
Natalie: But why? Why men and not women? We all have phones.
Brett: (Cuts off Britt) Because watches are to men what handbags are to women.
