Over the weekend an armed robber stole $7,000 from Dylan's Candy Bar. Luckily the Daily News reporters were able to use some stylistic restraint: "A sticky-fingered bandit pulled off a sweet heist early Sunday...Asked if he knew anyone who could have committed the heist, Billups said, 'I have no idea. Trick-or-treaters?'" [NYDN]
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