Um, No: Katy Perry

Full disclosure: We, too, have dreamed of dressing up like a Vegas showgirl and serenading a crowd. But if we actually, like, booked the Today show, there's no way we'd actually do it.

And so, Katy, there's a tiny part of us that's a little bit impressed. But then there's the larger (louder) part that thinks not even a self-respecting showgirl would have gone onstage in that get-up. Take away the fuzzy dice of varying sizes splayed all akimbo all over your dress, and you might have had a straight-up hot sequin mini on your hands. (Still a little dressed up for 8AM, but again, we can get behind the showigirl aesthetic). As is, you're somewhere between over-the-top Vegas and a skeevy New York taxi cab. Stellar hair and makeup, though!

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