Sorry, Eva, but we just ain't buyin' it. After rolling around topless in bed for Calvin Klein (not only in billboard advertisements but also in too-hot-for-TV commercials), we just can't see you in granny-inspired florals. Which also (coincidentally?) highlight your chest area.
Granted, you were in Macy's trying to drum up publicity for your new 'Vida by Eva Mendes' home collection, so perhaps you were playing to the event. But still. You're usually ridiculously on point in a world full of often poorly-dressed celebrities, so for our sake, opt for a dress that isn't quite so wallpaper-y next time.
