Reality TV's most reviled couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag has written a book. Yes, an actual book.
The 128-page tome is (thankfully) mostly pictures but centers on a topic about which they have doctorate-level knowledge: "How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture." The "Hills" couple who has a penchant for rambling on about nothing has outlined a 10-step approach on how to stay in the limelight without any real talent. They offer the novice fame-seeker some gems:
- Don't wear sunglasses if you want your photo to appear on a magazine cover
- Share the tawdry details of your personal life to build your brand
- Consider the flash-happy paps your friends
Spencer pens a chapter called "Guide to Playing the Villain" in which he admits his public character is a pretty unlikable dude. It's somewhat reassuring to know his unsavory persona is at least partially a put-on. The flesh beard, however, remains unforgivable. Heidi lauds the merits of plastic surgery that will get you "instant attention." And this blonde pinup girl should know. She also details "How to Say 'I Hate You' Without Saying a Word" in the "Guide to Playing the Bombshell" chapter. The jury's still out on how a death stare or the like would be as satisfying as simply cutting someone down to their face.
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