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    Pirate Provocateur: Take a much-deserved break from election...

    Take a much-deserved break from election coverage with Agent Provocateur's newest NSFW video featuring their pirate collection. It's another choose-your-own adventure with plenty pasties, derrier close-ups and Helena Christensen. Make such difficult decisions as whether or not to rob a "mangy cur" or indulge in the "dirty pleasures this cursed life provides." This time, however, you win no matter your choice. [Agent Provocateur]

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