The Real Deal reports that the legendary German director has picked up a 1BR pied-a-terre at the 21-story Victoria on 14th Street between University Place and Fifth Avenue, instantly giving birth to our new favorite game: tweaking famous Werner Herzog quotes so they're about real estate. Our favorites so far: "I believe the common denominator of the Williamsburg market is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder." And, "Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a co-op board and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world." Add your own to the comments! [Real Deal]
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