3 AMIGOS: For fans of This is Spinal Tap and A Mighty Wind, tonight's Unwigged & Unplugged concert is a dream come true: Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer and Michael McKean perform songs from their oeuvre, live. Expect things to get funny. Beacon Theater, 8PM.
THREEFER: Charlie Rose, Karl Rove and James Carville walk into a bar. It's not a joke -- it's what'll probably happen tonight after their three-way smackdown at Radio City, part of the hall's Speaker Series. Expect thing to get a lil' bit heated. 8PM.
PUPPETMASTER: This one writes itself: At DUMBO's Galapagos tonight, Slutty Puppets is a program of short performances featuring just that: puppets getting busy, dirty, kinky, what have you. (But in an artistic way.) Possibly the best $7 you'll spend all week. 8PM.