This week, the Grammys stiffed a pregnant woman, Joaquin Phoenix forgot to promote his movie, and we all enjoyed a McFlurry with Jack Donaghy. So what else happened?
-- We saved you money on Clive Owen movies.
-- Katherine Heigl had terminal brain cancer, but was miraculously cured.
-- Vulture rapped with Oscar nominee Melissa Leo.
-- Harvey Weinstein confessed to murder.
-- Julia Roberts came back, sort of.
-- We counted down the greatest hits.
-- The new Kindle basically destroyed publishing forever.
-- Jessica Biel hosted the nerd Oscars.
-- A heckler and a penis nearly destroyed Broadway.
-- Anil Kapoor accosted moviegoers.
-- Mickey Rourke wet his whistle, then cleared up a rumor.
-- The cast of The Wire flew its Phelps flag.
-- Catherine Hardwicke told everybody she quit.
-- Locke had daddy issues.
-- American Idol made some cuts.
-- Quentin Tarantino made a bold choice.
-- NBC blew up the Brooklyn Museum.
